20 Times Expectations Were Destroyed By Reality.

Nathan Johnson Published 08/30/2020 in wtf

You don't always get what you think.

1.
“Well, I got 2 water bottles.”
2.
“A little bigger than I expected.”
3.
Don’t trust Instagram ads.
4.
I planted corn and was pretty excited to harvest it. Then I saw this.”
5.
If this is a perm, it’s better to shave your head.
6.
“My girlfriend ordered a jacket and got this instead. They don’t even have this item in their inventory.”
7.
“That’s not what I wanted.”
8.
Rice Krispies with M&M’s
9.
“This is a dog shirt that I bought for Oscar. I think they sent me an adult one.”
10.
Bad luck with fortune cookies
11.
“Come on, why buy one if we can make it ourselves.”
12.
“My friend texted me saying that he got robbed today.”
13.
Pay attention to the pen to estimate the size.
14.
This was done in a really nice nail salon.
15.
“I ordered an inflatable fishing boat.”
16.
My coworker bought a gift for her daughter.
17.
When fortune wasn’t on your side when you ordered pizza
18.
“I chose a blueberry muffin. Got one blueberry. I didn’t expect the description to be so accurate.”
19.
“I know I can’t dance, but I don’t literally have 2 left feet.”
20.
“I ordered double pepperoni.”

1.
“Well, I got 2 water bottles.”
2.
“A little bigger than I expected.”
3.
Don’t trust Instagram ads.
4.
I planted corn and was pretty excited to harvest it. Then I saw this.”
5.
If this is a perm, it’s better to shave your head.
6.
“My girlfriend ordered a jacket and got this instead. They don’t even have this item in their inventory.”
7.
“That’s not what I wanted.”
8.
Rice Krispies with M&M’s
9.
“This is a dog shirt that I bought for Oscar. I think they sent me an adult one.”
10.
Bad luck with fortune cookies
11.
“Come on, why buy one if we can make it ourselves.”
12.
“My friend texted me saying that he got robbed today.”
13.
Pay attention to the pen to estimate the size.
14.
This was done in a really nice nail salon.
15.
“I ordered an inflatable fishing boat.”
16.
My coworker bought a gift for her daughter.
17.
When fortune wasn’t on your side when you ordered pizza
18.
“I chose a blueberry muffin. Got one blueberry. I didn’t expect the description to be so accurate.”
19.
“I know I can’t dance, but I don’t literally have 2 left feet.”
20.
“I ordered double pepperoni.”